Arrmaitee (arrmaitee) wrote,







SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY!  You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the final book’s epilogue - nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts - read on…


AUTHOR’S NOTE: I’d like to extend a special thanks to daylyn for her unfailing help and support with this fic. 



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every line about living in a tent made me laugh so hard. Hell, the whole thing had me freaking hysterical. Lulz forever to your genius.
Here from metaquotes. THIS IS SO GREAT. THANK YOU. MAY YOU HAVE MANY CHILDREN and name them all after your dead friends and family. Capslock!Harry was...Jesus, I don't know what he was. I do know, however, that Hermione was eerily in character.
HAHAHA my friend linked me to this saying I should read it OMG it was hilarious XDDDDDD
HA awesome! Made me squick, laugh and squee, just brilliant!!!
OMG!! I haven't laughed SO HARD!!
That was so much better than the last chapter - exactly how I pictured it!
*giggles and goes off to find more REWRITTEN DH EPILOGUE STORIES*
Awesome! You totally made up for the real epiloge. "he's been in several slytherins"....cracked. me. up.

Oh dear God. I'm rebinding my book to include this.
LMAO!!! that is hysterical!!!
Ginny nodded. “But I’m not using Polyjuice this time,” she warned.
“You don’t want to be Malfoy?” Harry asked, surprised.

I knew it! Thank you so much for explaining Harry's unfaithfulness towards Draco... And exposing his long-suspected (old/dead) boy toys.
WOW, that was wicked, wicked! Ever want to make your FF look great, hit up -- great software -- and your writing, yeah, rolling!

"He keeps telling me ‘Oops, wrong hole’ is a kinky Wizard Sex game, but it’s not listed in Hogwarts: A History under Ministry-approved mating practices."

Bwahahaha. I love it. My new recs site will be up at the beginning of next month and this will SO be on my list :P
"I only said he might be in Slytherin," said James, grinning at his younger brother.

"Your father's been in several Slytherins," Ginny muttered.

OMG I LOVE YOU! And how you portrayed Harry and Ginny's marriage.. Marvelous! Your writing is amazing as always!

TeeHehe! I love this ending. Seriously.

I love that you have *aparently* read waaay too many fanfics, and know how they can range from amazing to laughable, yet still seem to love them. (at least that's my situation)

You have much mad skills! go you! ^_^



Sorry... I know not everyone is into spontanious hugging...
Im halfway between crying and laughing.
*"Um… is Victoire a man or a woman?" Scorpius asked.

"It's actually a hermaphrodite," Draco said, smirking.*
Is about my favourite exchange ever.


This is going in my copy of DH.
Followed a link from deadlyhollows. Very amusing fic. I'm not one to lol at fic, but Draco introducing Goyle as his wife had me in tears. Thanks for an entertaining read.
Oh dear lord....where have I been? I just ran across this and about laughed myself silly. This was really hysterical!
I know this is old, but I just found it, and... oh my god.

I think I just cracked a rib.
Haha that was so incredibly amusing. The ending was good too.

I must say it was amusing in a traumatising way though xD

<< Harry pulled his youngest son aside. "Albus-Severus, you are named after the two greatest headmasters at Hogwarts. I gave my love to both of them repeatedly." >>

..oh dear =OOOO
is so much better.

don't stop at the epilogue.

go on, rewrite the whole series.

OMG that was so funny
i like it even more than the acctual epilouge xD
i absolutely loved DH, but then i got to the epilogue.. it was like a bad fanfic, really. terrible. so this fic just absolutely brightened my day. :3
I think that was the best thing I've ever read.

Okay, that was the most hilarious fic I've read in so much time, it's wonderful! xDDDD I couldn't really stop laughing, it was all so bizarre xDDDDDDDDDDD

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