Arrmaitee (arrmaitee) wrote,
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NEW FIC!

Epilogue

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Arrmaitee

WARNING: DH SPOILERS!

 

SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY!  You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the final book’s epilogue - nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts - read on…

 

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I’d like to extend a special thanks to daylyn for her unfailing help and support with this fic. 

 

WARNING: DH SPOILERS!

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Hahahahhaa, ::dies of laughter::

Now THAT was an epilogue. I think you should have been the editor who decided to write the epilogue and tack in onto the end of a fantastic book.
I LOVE your icon. I finished DH last Sunday (loved it!) and knew I had to "revise" the epilogue immediately thereafter :D
::roflmao::
you win!
Thanks!
Personally I think that was Snape polyjuiced as Ginny, and the real Ginny bit the dust as Snape 19 years ago. :)
You should write the fic :D

laurel_tx

9 years ago

Excellent.

I'm impressed.
Thanks!

(And I love your icon. Lol!)
I knew that JKR's ending was far too perfect to actually have happened. I much prefer this ending haha. I especially loved George dragging along the ghost of Fred. It's impossible to separate those two, and that's the way it should be. And I was wondering who Malfoy married. It all makes sense now.

Thank you for a good laugh! I was thinking of rewriting the epilogue my own way, but I don't think I could do it justice now.
Thanks! You should take a stab at your version of the epilogue. I've already said my piece and the fandom could always use another alternative :D
Dear god, I laughed so damn hard.

Mpreg... Harry being a whore, the ending...

Love it.
Awesome! Glad you enjoyed it.

akuma_river

9 years ago

arrmaitee

9 years ago

akuma_river

9 years ago

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Thanks! I know it's totally wrong, but it was in my head, so why can't it be real? :D
ROFLOL that was quite amusing!
Thank you! I certainly strived for that :D
this was amazing!
i adored it.
really lightened me up after all those horrible deaths.

fred....why!!!!????
Because a token Weasley had to die. I would have been much happier if she offed Ginny and gave Snape the reprieve.

callmejude

9 years ago

arrmaitee

9 years ago

callmejude

9 years ago

Oh how I've missed these!!!


*glomp*
*hugs*

Where have you been?

playingwithfyre

9 years ago

arrmaitee

9 years ago

This was unbelievable hilarious! You are awesome.
My favourite part was Voldette. xD
Awesome. I love her, too. And you kn ow that's EXACTLY what Luna would name her child if she were knocked up by the Dark Lord!
I am so in love with you I may implode. That was great!!!
*hugs*

So how's your clothes line doing these days?

blasphemina

9 years ago

Oh
My
God.
I think my favorite line is "Your father's been in several Slytherins"
but it's a hard decision, you know?
I hear you. The funny part about writing these fics is that when you wrote it you never know what lines are going to hit. The Slytherin line you quoted was referenced more than any other line in the fic and yet I was sure balding Malfoy, Voldette and/or the Intersex Individual would have had a clean sweep. So you never know what will work until you post it, but I'm just glad that this fic has had the tremendous response that it has received thus far.
Oh my gawd!!
Too funny, can you imagine what would happen to the world if they ended up like this?
Great!
xx
Canon would certainly have been more interesting!!!
thats so fucking FUNNY!i laugh all the time i read it,u the best!
Awesome! Thanks for the feedback!
XDDD I like this epilogue better. Good to know I wasn't the only one who read all those names and thought a big fat, "W. T. F."
Join the club. It's like she was smoking something when she started on the epilogue.

callmejude

9 years ago

“You should really send those hairs back with an apologetic note and a roll of duct tape.”

genius!


great work, I'm laughing so hard my windpipe's hurting :D
Thank you! I think that's my favorite line and you're one of the few who quoted it! I'n glad you had a good laugh.
You made me laugh so hard the BF came in to see what happened! :)
Whoo hoo! Those moments are always awkward but fun.
.....sooooooooo much better than the ACTUAL epilogue!!!!! *dies laughing*
I'm so glad you loved it!

nicenicegirl

9 years ago

I actually don't mind the real epilogue, but your's was way better! I almost puked from laughing.
Awesome. :D
Oh my God, you made me actually *like* Ginny. I've always wondered what it would take.
Wow. After HBP, that must have been a feat. I feel quite accomplished :D

Uh...why don't you just write the stories from now on. Pretty please?

XD.

Loved it.
Is this so different from what I usually write? It's along the lines of Troll in the Fandom, only more of a reinterpretation of canon rather than a straight mockery of it.

I'm glad you loved it!
Harry pulled his youngest son aside. "Albus-Severus, you are named after the two greatest headmasters at Hogwarts. I gave my love to both of them repeatedly."

"And yes, the North-East corner of our tent IS our living room!”

ohdeargod. you've just fucked me senseless and now I'm in a puddle of goo.
Awesome! Those are definitely two of my favorite parts!
Hahaha XDDDD I can totally picture all of this. ESPECIALLY Fred and George's part!
Awesome! I was hoping for that :D
LOVE. <3333333

FOR YOU.

*Whispers, eye-twitching.* Alwaysss!
*hugs*

pewter_wings

9 years ago

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