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NEW FIC!

Epilogue

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Arrmaitee

WARNING: DH SPOILERS!

 

SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY!  You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the final book’s epilogue - nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts - read on…

 

AUTHOR’S NOTE: I’d like to extend a special thanks to daylyn for her unfailing help and support with this fic. 

 

WARNING: DH SPOILERS!

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Great! Great! Great!! There are so many lines of this that will be running through my mind for days and days!! Thank you! I'm going to rec this to everyone I know!!
That's awesome. Thanks!
I'm somewhere between rolling on the floor laughing and mouth open disturbed. The parts with living in a tent and Lily regularly hoping the Hogwart Express are too funny.

"We're growing up dysfunctional." Cackle.
Oh my gosh. What a fantastic fic.

I nearly cried laughing.

Brilliant.
Thank you!
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, God.
I'm SO disturbed.

Although I can't decided if this Epilogue or the Original is the more disturbing.
Totally cracked me up.
"This is my son Scorpius and my wife Goyle."

LMFAO.
Oh, this was great.
Oh, that made me laugh out loud several times! I got very strange looks from my father.
I would have much preferred that to the printed ending of the book.
And I'm glad we discerned the gender of Victoire.
Thanks for the laugh!
Someone should print this out, go to Barnes and Noble, and tape this over the real epilogue in all thebooks.
OMG YOU WIN AT LIFE!
enough said.
Hilarious!
"Your father's been in several Slytherins," Ginny muttered.

Hee hee! This was great. So funny!
That is the funniest thing I have read in a long time. It's brillian! Although Draco's hair makes me very sad, and I don't want to think about Harry and Dumbledor... or Harry and Mr. Weasley... *snickers*
Now this is what the epilogue should've been like~ Permission to link it?
Please do. Thanks!
This is the greatest thing I've ever read. Much better than the real Epilogue!
OMG THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!
You have a gift. brilliant. absoloutely brilliant. *bow*
"No wonder Mum wanted us to give our love to him."

Bwahaha. *dies of laughter*


You are my hero.
I couldn't help it, I had to read it again. And I laughed even harder. XD
Pure brilliance! I nearly killed myself laughing!

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God in heaven, that was the funniest thing I've ever read.

"I MARRIED YOU OUT OF PITY BECAUSE YOU WERE SO DESPERATE TO MARRY HARRY FUCKING POTTER AND BECAUSE DRACO, LUCIUS, RON, GEORGE, PERCY, BILL, CHARLIE AND YOUR FATHER WERE ALL UNAVAILABLE AND BECAUSE SEVERUS, SIRIUS, REMUS, ALBUS, CEDRIC, FRED AND TOM RIDDLE WERE ALREADY DEAD!"

ROFLPANTS. I love you. ^_^
very funny. I loved the Voldtte bit . . . and "My wife, Goyle". Fabulosities! :D
Hahahahaha!!!! You are made of WIN!!!!!!!! <3
I am so tempted to insert this in the back of my copy of DH.
ohemgee! That was hilarious! I loved it.
LMAO. YOU, SIR, WIN.
Explain to me why I really, really like liquor!swigging!Trailer Trash!Ginny. It shouldn't happen, man. But god, out of all that, I was liking the Harry/Ginny in!a!Tent! dynamic the most. *crosses self* Go figure.
OMG! That was so funny! Love child of Voldemort and Luna! So rich. I officially love you. =P
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