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My Very Slashy Harry Potter Parodies:

The Very Secret LiveJournals

The Very Secret LiveJournals - Season Two


Troll in the Fandom

The UNAUTHORIZED Goblet of Fire

Who Has The Will?

Seven Days

Seven More Days

The Very Secret Instant Messages

A Very Snarry Romance

The Misadventures of the Pink Protector

...And Then He Hit Puberty

The VamPotter Chronicles

How To Shag Without Thinking A Happy Thought

Who's Your Daddies?


The War Within

Top Ten Lists

Other Parodies

The Angst Fics


Humorous Posts

My Favorite Harry Potter Fanfics:

A Cry in the Dark

A Day in the Life of a Fandom Writer

Draco Dormiens

Dragon Tamer

Duhnuhnuhnuh-- WHO?

Estate of Sirius Black v. Ministry of Magic

Harry Potter and the Brisket Loaf

Harry Potter and the Hastily Developed Plotlines

His Screams Fill The Night

I Need…

I'm Not In Denial

Lust Over Pendle

Malfoy, P.I.

The Maurender's MST

Naked Quidditch Match





Unthinkable Thoughts

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fanfiction [2011-07-24 09:22]

so aside from (which refuses to die), where is the bulk of hp fanfiction posted these days?  twitter? 

Posted via LiveJournal app for Android.

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Question [2011-07-17 10:33]
So I was scrolling through a number of HP communities that I used to frequent when I was active in the fandom several years ago and a lot of them are dead. What are the good, active HP communities on LJ right now? Or has (what's left of) the fandom moved elsewhere?

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Epilogue [2011-07-17 10:10]
Hi all,

So I saw DH Part Deux on Friday night and then immediately went home and reread Epilogue -- my slash parody of the DH epilogue that I wrote a few days after the book was published in 2007.

If I had to update the fic based on the latest movie, I would just add that – 19 years later – Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny still look early to mid-20s, except that they all have bad hair and shop for all their clothes at Walmart. Oh and Draco hit a wall and looks 50.

Bloody hell!

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Hello again! [2009-12-02 12:12]
[ mood | energetic ]

Well, it's been about a year since my last update, but I'm still alive and kicking. I am back in New York now. I saw HBP (which was hilariously bad in my view) and have been working on some original writing. Maybe I will return to slash at some point. I know one thing -- I'm not going to go over to the Twilight fandom, as my loyalty lies with HP.

For those of you who are still heaging out in LJ land, say hi. And pls let me know if you have some cool new icons. I could use some new ones.

I hope you all have a great holiday season!

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Who's Nailin' Palin [2008-10-18 11:34]

I know I haven't updated in lightyears. But I had to post this -- the script for the porn spoof Who's Nailin' Palin. It's fucking hysterical. Enjoy!

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Tribute to Josiah [2008-02-13 22:05]

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OMG IDOL WTF?!!! [2008-02-13 21:06]
My thoughts on the top 24

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Hilarious joke [2008-02-13 16:32]
A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said, "OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah." This is the fourth time this month and I'm getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three. You only get one wish."

The man sat and thought about it for awhile and said, "I've always wanted to go to Hawaii but I'm scared to fly and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?"

The genie laughed and said, "That's impossible. Think of the logistics of that. How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete... how much steel. No, think of another wish."

The man said "OK" and tried to think of a really good wish. Finally, he said, "I've been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don't care and that I'm insensitive. So, I wish that I could understand women... know how they feel inside and what they're thinking when they give me the silent treatment... know why they're crying... know what they really want when they say nothing... know how to make them truly happy."

The genie paused for a moment, then replied, "You want that bridge two lanes or four?"

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LMFAO! [2008-01-30 20:57]
For those of you who need a good laugh, check out this week's Savage Love, where Dan Savage provides love advice to a bloke attracted to... er... other species.

It's totally WRONG, but hilarious nonetheless.

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OMFG - you have to see this!!! [2008-01-27 21:46]
[ mood | hyper ]

I just finished watching a recent episode of Make Me A Supermodel (a new Bravo TV show). The (obviously gay) producers decided to put the two hottest straight male models together for a homoerotic photo shoot and BDSM-inspired catwalk. I've never seen ANYTHING like it on American TV. It's completely out of control.

Here is the smoking hot video clip.


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Hilarious story [2008-01-24 08:03]
So I was out with daylyn on Saturday night, and we went to a trendy bar to grab a drink. And this bar specializes in making rasberry mojitos and adding a stick of sugar cane in them. So obviously after drinking the mojito my first inclination was to chew on the sugar cane (because it was soaked with alcohol and it tasted really good).

Anyway, there I was standing with daylyn in a corner and chewing on sugar cane when a guy comes up to me and asks:

"Do you suck on them often?"

daylyn immediately falls into a fit of hysterics, but I am so drunk it doesn't occur to me that I am OBVIOUSLY being hit on with a line so-worthy of a slash fanfic. And so I reply:

"Oh, just once in a while."

At that point, daylyn was on the verge of tears and then it dawned on me what just happened. I should write the fic. LMFAO!

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Stunned [2008-01-22 20:12]
I am stunned to hear that Heath Ledger died. Just last week we lost Brad Renfro. They were both in their mid-twenties with their whole lives ahead. And Heath was an amazing actor. It's so sad! I have no words for how his death upsets me.

May he rest in peace.

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Hello [2007-11-25 20:06]
I know - it has been ages since I've posted on my LJ. Heck, I still haven't even posted my thoughts on JK outing Dumbledore... *shudders*

Anyway, I hope all is well in the fandom since I went on hiatus a few months back. Anyone care to fill me in on what's going on?

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BIZARRE HP DREAM [2007-08-29 22:10]
Hi all,

So last night I had the most BIZARRE dream. I was in a 50's cafe - something a la Johnny Rockets - and I saw a number of the customers sneaking out of the cafe and not coming back. So I followed this blonde country girl and her boyfriend out of the cafe to see where they were going, and they led me to a secluded parking lot in the back. When I got there I was quite surprised to see at least six different couples fucking in the parking lot.

My eyes immediate darted to two familiar faces shagging in the center of the lot - Remus and Draco! Now bear in mind that I have never shipped Remus and Draco before so I was SHOCKED to see Draco bouncing up and down in Remus's lap straddling his pogo-stick like a veteran gay porn star.

I distinctly recall thinking -- is that a SHIP?

And that's when I woke up.


ETA: As a tribute to this dream, if you have any Remus/Draco fics, please post a link here. Thanks.

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NOT AGAIN! [2007-08-03 10:13]
I really despise LJ right now. I can't believe that they are banning even more innocent LJ users under the guise of protecting the "new and improved" TOS. LJ is going corporate and everyone knows it. So before I get banned for expressing my free speech on my personal LJ (which I am sure is also a violation of the new TOS), keep in mind that all of my works are on Skyehawke and/or I also have a Greatest Journal account (Arrmaitee), but I am not sure that I plan to use it at this point.

Pls let me know where I can find you all if we all start dropping like flies. I love my flist.


Thank you! Thank You! Thank You! [2007-07-30 09:33]
Hi all,

I just wanted to thank everybody who came out to read and review Epilogue, my slashly reinterpretation of the Deathly Hallows epilogue. I received more feedback on this fic in three days than I have on any other one-shot that I've written.

It's great to know that the fandom still appreciates pure, unadulterated crack! I love you all!


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NEW FIC! [2007-07-27 01:20]






SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY!  You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the final book’s epilogue - nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts - read on…


AUTHOR’S NOTE: I’d like to extend a special thanks to daylyn for her unfailing help and support with this fic. 



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Finally... [2007-07-22 13:22]
So I finished reading DH. Finally! I actually avoided the fandom for over a month to avoid getting nailed by spoilers the way that I did when I stumbled upon a "In book 6, Dumbledore dies" icon a few days before book 6 came out.

So what did you all think? I loved it!

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Whoo hoo! [2007-06-13 00:21]
Congrats to daylyn and Team Wartime for winning the Snarry Games!!!

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Spaced out [2007-06-05 01:14]
Hi all,

For those of you who haven't seen On The Lot, you have to watch this HYSTERICAL one-minute comedy short about (barfing) space aliens called "Spaced Out." Enjoy!

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