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Seven Days - Chapter 2


Seven Days - Chapter 2


September 15, 1996. Monday.

Albus Dumbledore arrived at the infirmary at 7:00 AM, after receiving an emergency call from Madam Pomfrey about an attack on students in the Slytherin Dungeon. When he entered the infirmary, he immediately noticed Severus Snape examining the comatose body of Millicent Bulstrode. Millicent was staring blankly at the ceiling, foaming at the mouth; the lower half of her body was covered with gauze.

“Severus, what happened?” Albus gasped.

“How should I know, Headmaster,” Snape responded. “I’m merely the ignoble Potions Professor. Were I the savvy Professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, then maybe I would be able to enlighten you as to any dark magic involved in this terrible attack…”

“Poppy,” Albus said, ignoring Snape, “have you determined the cause of this… incident?”

“Well… it’s difficult to explain, Headmaster,” Poppy replied, trying hard not to blush. “Millicent went into shock after… er... having nineteen simultaneous orgasms. You see, under all of that foam around her mouth… she’s actually smiling.”
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