Hi all,
I have a hilarious story for you.
Well,
Anyway, Rosie and her husband are staunch Catholic conservatives, and they have an adorable 12 year old son who's of course a democrat (the kid is also a CoS Tom Felton lookalike, only with brown hair and blue eyes).
Well, to make a long story short, on Sunday we were barbecuing hamburgers in their backyard when suddenly I hear:
Dad - "No! You have to have a bottom and a top."
So of course I turn around, wondering WTF is going on.
"But why can't I have two bottoms?" the 12 y/o whined, clutching the bottom half of two hamburger buns.
Mom - "Because then someone else is going to be stuck with two tops, and two tops clearly don't belong together."
I almost died. I couldn't even look at Daylyn bc we have such dirty, dirty minds.
But the best part was, the conversation didn't end there. Instead, the dad gave his son a strict five minute minileture on the appropriateness of the bottom-top bun relationship, and the conversation ended on a high point.
Dad - "Just think about how offended a foreign dignitary would get if he arrived in the States and was offered two bottoms."
Son - "But maybe he likes bottoms."
I just had to share that... :D
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