April 25th, 2004

Draco Jail Bait:Mullay

The VamPotter Chronicles - Chapter 1

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The VamPotter Chronicles




This parody is RATED HARD R and includes lots of Harry Potter SLASH!

This parody contains spoilers from the first five Harry Potter books.

This parody is not authorized by and is in no way affiliated with Anne Rice or her series, The Vampire Chronicles. In this regard, Anne Rice's "copyrighted" characters will not appear in this fanfic. This is a Harry Potter fanfic written for the Harry Potter fandom, and any vampires involved will not be named Lestat or Louis. Don't worry, Anne, we can live without you...

This parody is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, and various publishers, including but not limited to: Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made by this story and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.


Chapter 1: Bloody Harry

Draco stirred in his coffin in the Slytherin dungeon. From the eerie pall cast by the moonlight and the grating howl of Lupin prowling without his werewolf meds, Draco realized that it was now ten ‘til midnight. And he knew that it was time for him to feed.

Draco hadn’t always been a vampire. He used to be a stuck-up, closet case who spent his first six years at Hogwarts hoping to have Potter pop his precious. One night, Draco climbed up naked to the top of the Astronomy Tower hoping to reenact From Here To Eternity with his “one true pairing,” but Potter was nowhere to be found. Instead, it was a vampire that answered his mating call. Twenty minutes later, Draco awoke in the infirmary with a splitting headache and one hell of a hickey.

That was three weeks ago. And for three weeks, Draco hadn’t fed. But now he was determined to drain Potter and make him his bitch. There was only one problem. Draco had recently caught a bad case of the whooping cough, and he wasn’t sure whether his hacking would work in derogation of his animal magnetism.
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