Seven Days - Chapter 8
September 20, 1996. Saturday.
“You mean that the wolfman boned your Mum?”
“WHAT?” Harry screeched.
“But you just said…”
“I DID NOT SAY THAT REMUS BONED MY MUM, MALFOY! IF YOU ACTUALLY WATCHED THE VIDEO INSTEAD OF TRYING TO COP A FEEL YOU WOULD HAVE REALIZED THAT REMUS WAS BONED BY THE VIDEOMAN AND DID NOT EVEN LAY ONE OF HIS BONEY FINGERS ON MY MUM’S DELICATE FLOWER!”
“She didn’t look that delicate to me.”
“HOW DARE YOU!”
“Will you please calm down, Potter?” Draco chided. “You’re making me very nervous, and all that muscle tension could lead to premature aging.”
“Sod off, Malfoy.”
“Dear God, you’re actually not screaming. Does that mean you’ve accepted that you might have a secret sibling who is half wolf?”
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