November 11th, 2004

Crookshanks Words: Liddow

SEVEN DAYS - NEW CHAPTER 11


Seven Days - Chapter 11

September 23, 1996. Tuesday.

Day 8


Severus Snape lounged on top of his black satin duvet in his bedroom in the Slytherin Dungeon. He felt uncharacteristically giddy and nervous at the same time. His eyes swept across the candlelit room, resting first on a television, and then on his antique English dresser. Slowly, Severus rose from the bed and stepped softly over to the chest of drawers, ultimately resting his long thin fingers on a letter that was kept in pristine condition.

It read: “You will be deflowered in seven days!”

Suddenly, Severus heard footsteps outside of his room. He rubbed his greasy palms with anticipation as the bedroom door swung open, revealing Pansy Parkinson. Pansy was levitating a TV, VCR and a few x-rated videos. Severus’ face fell.

“Miss Parkinson, what the hell are you doing here? Can’t you see that I’m… occupied?”

“Professor, it’s time I returned these things to you,” Pansy said, marching into the room.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Severus lied. “But put those videos over on the dresser. They’re quite entertaining tapes… I mean… were I to have watched them I might have found them entertaining… er… but I would never watch such filthy trash… so I’ll just have to destroy them… after you leave, that is.”

“You must be mistaken, Professor,” Pansy stated.

“Excuse me, Miss Parkinson?” Severus replied, his voice low and dangerous.

“It is actually time for you to leave,” Pansy cooed, pointing her wand at Severus. “After all, he is coming. That’s why I brought you these videos. They are, as you said, entertaining.”
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700 friends... and counting


Hi all,

As of this morning, I now have 700 friends on my "friends of" list! Yay!

Though, over the past several days, I began to wonder if I would ever reach 700. You see, on Monday, it was around 696, then it shot up to 699, then down to 695, then up again, then back down again. Kinda like the stock market.

In all seriousness, though, creating this fandom journal has been in invaluable experience. I've had a chance to make friends with HP fans from all over the world, and, more importantly, I've had the chance to corrupt innocent fangirls to make people laugh.

I love my Flist!

Hugs,
Arrmaitee
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Shameless plugs


Hi all,

I'm in a rabid posting mood today, so I figure I'll inundate my flist with a dose of my shameless plugs.

First, if you haven't friended my community, hphumor, definitely stop by and check it out. HPhumor is essentially a forum where fifty hand-picked hilarious writers and artists post their new creations. So if you like my writing, you'll probably like the work of the writers and artists that I invited to post at HPhumor as well.

Second, you should also go visit slytherin_sluts and hpvamp because, well, I just adore those communities and I'm in a shameless plugging mood. :D

With respect to fanfiction, you have to read:

Estate of Sirius Black v. Ministry of Magic
Spellbound!
Squidwarts

They are all HILARIOUS fics that I have read and highly recommend.

Finally, check out Reddiej's new fic community, reddiefix, and Fiendling's new art community fiendart.

Cheers,
Arrmaitee