June 5th, 2005

Crookshanks Words: Liddow

NEW FIC!

Who’s Your Daddies?

by

Arrmaitee and Daylyn



AUTHOR'S NOTE:

This AU, MPREG, RPS, Crossover Parody was written in response to a LiveJournal post I made where I noted that American Idol finalist Anthony Fedorov looked like Harry/Draco's long lost MPREG lovechild. After receiving numerous requests to "write the fic," Daylyn and I finally broke down and agreed to do it. But hey, if we’re going to write the four worst genres in the fandom, why not do it all at once?

DISCLAIMERS:

This parody is RATED PG-13 and includes Harry Potter SLASH!

This parody is not authorized by and is in no way affiliated with American Idol, Fox Television, www.idolonfox.com, Simon Cowell, or Anthony Fedorov.

This parody is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, and various publishers, including but not limited to: Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made by this story and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.


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PROLOGUE:

Harry Potter was born in Godric's Hollow in 1980. In 1981, he shocked the Wizarding World by being the first toddler to defeat the Most Powerful Evil Wizard Ever™. Harry was then taken to Surrey to live with his Aunt and Uncle.

In 1985, Harry received a surprise invitation to attend Draco Malfoy's fifth birthday party at Malfoy Manor. Albus brought Harry to Hogwarts so that he could prepare for the event. Harry wanted to give his new friend Draco a special gift, so he swiped one of Albus' purple, shiny, tasty, male fertility potions, took a swig, and gave the rest to Draco. Draco had always wanted a magical potion of his own – especially a purple, shiny, tasty one. So obviously he drank it. Draco immediately became pregnant with Harry's child.

Lucius swore that he would murder Harry for knocking up his young son, so Albus sent Harry back to live with his Aunt and Uncle, where they locked him in a cupboard under the stairs to ensure that he didn't give their son, Dudley, any purple, shiny, tasty potions. Albus altered Harry's memory so that Harry would never recall what had transpired.

Meanwhile, Draco gave birth to Anthony Malfoy-Potter. Draco wanted to keep the child, but after Lucius discovered that the mutt had a scar, needed glasses, and didn't have the family's signature silver eyes, he demanded that the baby be exterminated. Narcissa intervened, altering Draco's memory so that he would forget about his baby. She then took Harry and Draco's son to the Ukraine to be adopted by the Fedorovs, a muggle family who vowed never to tell Anthony the haunting truth – that he is a wizard with two gay, five-year-old dads.

But some secrets cannot remain buried forever.
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Permanent Accounts

Hi all,

I was just talking to pirate_chick69 and she told me that LiveJournal is hosting a 24 hour permanent account sale on Tuesday, June 7, 2005. Apparently, the price is $150, and you get a lifetime of paid account benefits plus 100 user icons!

Any takers?


ETA:
This is the first sale in two years. The last time this was offered, the price was $100. So, if you're gonna buy one, you might want to do it now.