April 17th, 2006

Harry one finger: pirate_chick69

New fic - Who Has The Will?

Who Has The Will?


Arrmaitee and Daylyn

In the age of escalating U.S. government regulations, FCC fines, and the American outcry due to Janet Jackson's purported wardrobe malfunction, we, as responsible authors afraid of being arrested, fined, banned from Fanfiction.net, and declared Enemy Combatants by George W. Bush, have decided to exercise voluntary self-censorship by creating our first Porn Without the Plot Without the Porn ("PWPWP").

We hope that more responsible authors will follow our lead and turn their NC-17 extravaganzas into PWPWPs so that their literature does not contribute to the rapid degeneration of American values and they don't quickly find themselves political prisoners in Guantanamo Bay.


Harry was despondent as he left Professor Dumbledore's funeral and walked solemnly down the path toward Hogwarts to meet the Headmistress in her office. Over the past few days, he watched Dumbledore die, dumped Ginny, and vowed to drop out of school and embark on a quest to destroy Voldemort and avenge Dumbledore's death.

But as Harry approached the Headmistresses' office, he recalled the most peculiar statement that Rufus Scrimgeour had made at the funeral – "Who has the Will?"
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