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Seven Days - Chapter 9


Seven Days - Chapter 9

September 21, 1996. Sunday.

Day 6


“Umm… Harry.”

“Yeah.”

“Who’s your Godfather?”

“Sirius Black.”

“OH MY GOD! I’M GOING TO BE DEFLOWERED BY A MURDERER! THE SHAME! THE HORROR! YOU HAVE TO SAVE ME!”

“My Godfather was not a murderer!” Harry barked. “Now will you please stop clinging to my crotch!”

“Right. Please allow me to rephrase… OH MY GOD! I’M GOING TO BE DEFLOWERED BY A DERANGED KILLER!”

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