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SEVEN DAYS - NEW CHAPTER 11


Seven Days - Chapter 11

September 23, 1996. Tuesday.

Day 8


Severus Snape lounged on top of his black satin duvet in his bedroom in the Slytherin Dungeon. He felt uncharacteristically giddy and nervous at the same time. His eyes swept across the candlelit room, resting first on a television, and then on his antique English dresser. Slowly, Severus rose from the bed and stepped softly over to the chest of drawers, ultimately resting his long thin fingers on a letter that was kept in pristine condition.

It read: “You will be deflowered in seven days!”

Suddenly, Severus heard footsteps outside of his room. He rubbed his greasy palms with anticipation as the bedroom door swung open, revealing Pansy Parkinson. Pansy was levitating a TV, VCR and a few x-rated videos. Severus’ face fell.

“Miss Parkinson, what the hell are you doing here? Can’t you see that I’m… occupied?”

“Professor, it’s time I returned these things to you,” Pansy said, marching into the room.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about,” Severus lied. “But put those videos over on the dresser. They’re quite entertaining tapes… I mean… were I to have watched them I might have found them entertaining… er… but I would never watch such filthy trash… so I’ll just have to destroy them… after you leave, that is.”

“You must be mistaken, Professor,” Pansy stated.

“Excuse me, Miss Parkinson?” Severus replied, his voice low and dangerous.

“It is actually time for you to leave,” Pansy cooed, pointing her wand at Severus. “After all, he is coming. That’s why I brought you these videos. They are, as you said, entertaining.”
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