I have now completed Dobby's Very Secret LiveJournal, and am waiting for daylyn to get back from her "Great Ocean Road Tour" and beta the final draft for me.
In the meantime, here's the first post:
TEASER - The Very Secret LiveJournal of Dobby - Season 2
POST 1: Crawled out of bed.
Crept softly down the marble staircase
into the grand foyer.
Hid in the shadow of the stairs.
Current Mood: Eavesdropping
Comment: McNair, it’s about time you arrived.
Are you ready to talk about Uncle Voldie’s Secret Plan?
Comment: Is anyone else here?
Comment: Just a house elf lying naked in my bed.
Lucius, the Secret Plan is on schedule.
The Chamber of Secrets is about to be opened!
Comment: Ooh, I love opening secret chambers.
Especially tight, smelly ones…
I mean… good work, McNair!
Comment: But Lucius, Uncle Voldie never told me
what would happen once the Chamber is opened.
Comment: Isn’t it obvious?
The Dark Lord will return!
The Second War will begin!
The Death Eaters will take over the world!
Comment: Yeah, yeah, I know all that.
But aren’t you planning anything… saucy?
Comment: Of course. We’re going to command a giant snake to
shag all the Mudbloods!
Comment: That’s it? There’s nothing… saucier?
Comment: Well, we also plan to lure Harry Potter
down into the Chamber and deflower him.
Reply: I MUST PROTECT HARRY POTTER!
Author's Note: Yes, I am an evil tease... You can expect the full LiveJournal by the end of this week.