I have a hilarious story to share.
As many of you know, I cowrote a fanfic called A Very Snarry Romance with daylyn in August. At the time, I had posted a write-up of the fanfic on communities all over the fandom, which included the following summary:
SLASH! PARODY! Harry Potter wakes up and suddenly realizes that he’s gay and that he wants to shag the potions master. But will Hermione help him seduce the greasy git?
This morning, I checked my e-mail and found that bushisawanksta recently posted the following comment to my Very Snarry write-up on hpfans.
Subject: no he does not
Comment: Harry will never be gay. if he does then my dream will be crushed.:( He's sooo hot.
Umm... LMFAO! So I REPLIED to her comment with the following:
Subject: Have you read ANYTHING in the fandom?
Reply: (i) Harry's gay and is in love with Draco, Severus, Ron, Wood, Remus, Sirius, Albus and/or Cedric, not you
(ii) Even if he were straight, he would be in love with Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Lavender, Parvati, Padma and/or Cho, not you
(iii) Even if, by the intervention of the Goddess JK herself, he were miraculously interested in you, he's still a FICTIONAL CHARACTER, so that doesn't do you much good, now does it?
(iv) Gay or straight, the actor Dan Radcliffe is not interested in you either
(v) There is no "Hand of God" intervention for Dan Radcliffe.
Sorry if I burst a bubble.
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PS: We are going to write the third chapter of Very Snarry and dedicate it to you