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How To Shag Without Thinking A Happy Thought

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Arrmaitee



DISCLAIMERS:


This parody is RATED HARD R and includes Harry/Draco SLASH!

This parody is based on characters and situations created and owned by J.K. Rowling, and various publishers, including but not limited to: Bloomsbury Books, Scholastic Books, Raincoast Books and Warner Bros., Inc. No money is being made by this story and no copyright or trademark infringement is intended.


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Prologue: The Second War is over. Lord Voldemort has won. Harry and Draco are in the same cell in Azkaban awaiting their execution. How convenient…

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"Potter," Draco whispered. The raven haired bloke in the bunk bed above him stirred momentarily, then fell back asleep.

"Potter," Draco insisted, this time kicking the top bunk with his foot for effect.

"Hmm…?" Harry replied groggily. "What d'you want? It's…” Harry glanced at the clock on their cell wall. “…3:00 o'clock in the morning."

"I have a plan to get us out of here," Draco said, climbing up to the top bunk.

"Right. As if I would trust another one of your plans," Harry yawned.

"EXCUSE ME?"
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Tags: harry potter, humor, parody, slash
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