Identity theft!

Hi all,

So I just found out that my identity was stolen. Someone got ahold of my birth date and social security number, and tried to open three credit cards in my name, two from Target and one from Radio Shack.

While this is all extremely upsetting (to say the least), I am a bit miffed that these felons have absolutely no taste. I mean - why aren't they shopping at Prada, Gucci or Cartier?