Arrmaitee and Daylyn
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Harry was despondent as he left Professor Dumbledore's funeral and walked solemnly down the path toward Hogwarts to meet the Headmistress in her office. Over the past few days, he watched Dumbledore die, dumped Ginny, and vowed to drop out of school and embark on a quest to destroy Voldemort and avenge Dumbledore's death.
But as Harry approached the Headmistresses' office, he recalled the most peculiar statement that Rufus Scrimgeour had made at the funeral – "Who has the Will?"
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