Arrmaitee (arrmaitee) wrote,
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Lube

So I am perusing my Internet when I stumbled upon the following post:

What is the best lube to use on some-one who recently lost their virginity. (This is for my cousin... no wait not that way! I mean he just lost it.)

Now this just strikes me as really funny because:

(i) What kinda person asks their "cousin" find out the appropriate lube after they got deflowered?

(ii) You know damn well the author of the post is also the "cousin".

(iii) If the author isn't the "cousin", they have a BIZARRE relationship.

(iv) Wouldn't it have made a lot more sense from the author to ask about the appropriate lube before the "cousin" got fucked?

ETA: The replies are also hilarious.
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