Arrmaitee (arrmaitee) wrote,







SUMMARY: SLASH! PARODY!  You've all read Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. But for those who crave an unauthorized, uncensored view of what really happened during the final book’s epilogue - nineteen years after Harry's saucy, slashy romp at Hogwarts - read on…


AUTHOR’S NOTE: I’d like to extend a special thanks to daylyn for her unfailing help and support with this fic. 



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OMG, I wish this had been the real epilogue. It is too fucking hilarious! I was laughing the whole time and I couldn't stop, seriously. The funniest parts were the Goyle Mpreg part, and the As/S part- though the whole thing was funny in general! I am bookmarking this for later reading, because I know this'll always be funny- even in a few months. xD

Haha... a tent... that killed me. And poor Lily. <333
LMAO. Oh man, thanks for that. :D
I think I just died a little. I mean that in a good way. XD

This is going into my memories.
HAHAHHA! That is damned awesome. I loved it. Much better than that tripe J.K wrote... she almost ruined the whole book!
Thanks. I'm glad you loved it! I actually liked DH but that sugar-coatending was horrific. Hence this fic.
That was incredible(ly cracked)!
I loved it! ...and prefered it to the hazy saccharin that was the real Epilogue o_o. I am not sure which bit I found the most hysterical (aside from Harry and Ginny's oddish marriage) George practicing bondage with the ghost of his dead twin or this bit:

Hermione shot him a menacing glare. "(S)he's an intersex individual, Malfoy."


*hugs* I'm really glad you liked it.

As for the intersex joke, there actually is an Intersex Society for hermaphrodite rights. I kid you not.

Gawd! That was sooooo funny!

(And I love your animated ROFL)
Ohmigod, so...much...crack... *dies* Seriously though, that was great. *applauds*
Thanks. I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAA! Oh, that's beautiful! And a whole new dysfunctional generation for Hogwarts.
My thoughts exactly!
*helpless with laughter*

Outstanding work! :D
Thank you!

And I love your icon!


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10 years ago

And that, ladies and gents, is how the epilogue should've ended the book. LMFAO!

Boo on Harry/Ginny shipping, though.
Hey, I didn't rewrite canon, I reinterpreted it. I would have been much happier if she offed Ginny instead of George, but I took the crumbs that she gave us and did this.

But I agree, Harry/Ginny is a bit nauseating.
I'm stapling this one over the end of JK's epilogue when I get my book back off my boyfriend. Thank you =p
That's awesome!

That is without a doubt the best Harry Potter fanfiction I have ever read, EVER.

Here. Have the internet. It's yours.
Thank you so much!
My Gods that was great!!! "J.K. secretly reads fanfiction." Love it!! Although I liked the way the original wrapped things up, this was a much better epilogue.
Thank you! I'm glad you liked my alternative ending!
Bwahahahaha...thoroughly enjoyable.
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