Anyway, there I was standing with daylyn in a corner and chewing on sugar cane when a guy comes up to me and asks:
"Do you suck on them often?"
daylyn immediately falls into a fit of hysterics, but I am so drunk it doesn't occur to me that I am OBVIOUSLY being hit on with a line so-worthy of a slash fanfic. And so I reply:
"Oh, just once in a while."
At that point, daylyn was on the verge of tears and then it dawned on me what just happened. I should write the fic. LMFAO!