Arrmaitee (arrmaitee) wrote,
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Hilarious story

So I was out with daylyn on Saturday night, and we went to a trendy bar to grab a drink. And this bar specializes in making rasberry mojitos and adding a stick of sugar cane in them. So obviously after drinking the mojito my first inclination was to chew on the sugar cane (because it was soaked with alcohol and it tasted really good).

Anyway, there I was standing with daylyn in a corner and chewing on sugar cane when a guy comes up to me and asks:

"Do you suck on them often?"

daylyn immediately falls into a fit of hysterics, but I am so drunk it doesn't occur to me that I am OBVIOUSLY being hit on with a line so-worthy of a slash fanfic. And so I reply:

"Oh, just once in a while."

At that point, daylyn was on the verge of tears and then it dawned on me what just happened. I should write the fic. LMFAO!
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