So I saw DH Part Deux on Friday night and then immediately went home and reread Epilogue -- my slash parody of the DH epilogue that I wrote a few days after the book was published in 2007.
If I had to update the fic based on the latest movie, I would just add that – 19 years later – Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny still look early to mid-20s, except that they all have bad hair and shop for all their clothes at Walmart. Oh and Draco hit a wall and looks 50.
Bloody hell!