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The Very Secret LiveJournals - Chapter 6

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My Very Secret LiveJournal

by

Hermione Granger

1991-92



POST 1: [opening window]
An owl just flew into my bedroom and it had a letter tied to its leg!
What was the Royal Mail thinking?
I mean… I know they are in the middle of a budget crisis but…
THIS IS EXPLOITATION!!!
THIS IS ANIMAL CRUELTY!!!
This is a violation of International Treaties for the
Protection of Feathered Friends!!!

Current Mood: Outraged

Comment: Look bitch, untie the god damn letter!
I am working overtime to feed my family
and it would be nice to see my kids!
Now give me a fucking owl treat!
- The Owl


Reply: The NERVE of those damn union employees!
Well fine, I’ll untie the bloody letter!
But you’re not getting any owl treats!
Umm… what are owl treats?
- Hermione

Comment: I HATE MUGGLE-BORNS!
- The Owl

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